Funny News Headlines with Double Meanings

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Did the tree find a stolen painting?

Hospital Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Were there some very tall doctors (7 foot (feet) = 2.13 metres)? Or, were there 7 doctors who treat feet?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

It's a very good reason to stay in school! You might get cut in half if you drop out of school.

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Oh, grandma! It's not very nice of you to put a hole in one of your eight grandchildren.

Well done, grandma! Your 8 grandchildren will be proud of you for getting a hole in one at golf.

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

I don't think those cookies would taste very good! I prefer eating chocolate cookies rather than children cookies.

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

It's important for witches to have nutritious snacks!